Happy Independence Day, Screamerz! Since that last episode came out a little late, this one’s hitting you a little early. That’s called balance, bitches!
So your date might be a little late, but it is finally time to be whisked away to the senior prom! And it’s going to be one helluva Party…
In 1957, Mary Lou Maloney‘s dream of being crowned prom queen went up in flames. And now…she’s going to get that tiara if it kills you!
That’s right! It’s finally time to discuss the Canadian camp classic HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II. And joining me is my evil twin and fellow Screamer, listener TRAE DEAN. Sitting next to him, with a flask of hootch in her bra and a spare pair of undies in her purse, is New York City cabaret songstress, the luscious Miss KAREN MACK.
And oh what a ménage it is!
Tell your mama not to wait up, cuz when this prom’s over, NOBODY’S coming home!