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ALLELUIA (2015)

ALLELUIA is not always an easy or a pleasant watch. The movie is frequently infuriating and confounding and extremely ugly.

But then again….isn’t Love of those things as well?

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140: i-LIVED (2015)

Phone apps.

We love ’em. They entertain us. They connect us. They make our lives better.

But in this tale of technological terror, you’d better make sure to read the fine print, because the devil’s in the details.

i-LIVED is a smart, suspenseful Twilight Zone-ish treat, and it’s available on demand.

RENT IT.

MARK PATTON ravaged me.

139: THE DROWNSMAN (2014) and CRAZY BITCHES (2014)

This show is the first of several dedicated to the movies I watched during the prep for or the recovery from) my colonoscopy.

I’ll be talking about the watery terrors of THE DROWNSMAN.
And then I’m off to the woods to spend the weekend with some slasher-iffic CRAZY BITCHES!
(I hope I packed my Midol!)

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138: DEATH ON THE NILE (1978)

Time to set sail once again with my favorite mystery-solving queens, TRAE DEAN and DOUG SHAPIRO. This time, we join PETER USTINOV, BETTE DAVIS, MAGGIE SMITH and ANGELA LANSBURY as HERCULE POIROT tries to crack a bizarre on-board homicide in a land older than time in DEATH ON THE NILE.
(Live cobra not included!)

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137. SLASHERS (2001)

I’m back from break, and I’m talking with ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN J. POLK from the I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS …

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136: BLOOD BEACH (1981)

A trip to BLOOD BEACH ought to tide you over until the show resumes in Mid-May. This flashback recording of me guesting …

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135: UNFRIENDED (2015)

It’s another mini-episode, because I felt it mandatory to warn you off of UNFRIENDED, a sorry excuse for Millenial horror barfed on usby the good folks at MTV.

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134: CRUISE INTO TERROR (1978)

Set sail for adventure, true romance and sexy rendezvous with the Son of Satan. I’m calling “All Aboard!” for the 1978 made for TV thriller CRUISE INTO TERROR.

So, pack a swinsuit, your suntan lotion and your breathing mini-sarcophagus, because this ship is setting sail!