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Episode 50: THE DEVIL INSIDE, FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3 and THE FAN (1981)
Jan 19, 2012
by Patrick
It’s a huge milestone here at SCREAMQUEENZ, so I’m celebrating for making an ass out of myself for two hours….again.
In this episode, I tell you all about the riot that almost broke out at a screening of THE DEVIL INSIDE. And it wasn’t because Mister Brad did the old “hole in the bottom of the popcorn box”. Well, not this time anyway.
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- Sleep studies are SCARY.
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- Is this THE DEVIL INSIDE or my sleep study again???
We had a very unlucky day on the calendar last week, so that means only one thing…It’s time for another installation of the FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRR! We’re up to PART THREE in the series, and not only do I reveal what happened when I conned Cousin Susie into taking me on opening night, I also unveil what JASON VOORHEES has in common with ANN B. DAVIS! (Here’s a hint: it’s not meatloaf.)
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- Careful! Chris WILL be throwin' some bows!
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- No more POOPING!!!!
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- Jason's got boobie-squeezin' hands!
And finally, I’m joined by my dear friend (and unofficial Fairy Godmother!) SCOTT the SATYR from the SATYRSPHERE, and we’re gonna dish the dish about what happens when horror meets Broadway musical in 1981′s stinko-slasher THE FAN! The scariest thing is that the songs have been stuck in my head for days now.
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- Quentin Crisp wants his hat back, Ms. Bacall.
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- "Pretty...Like, 'back of your teeth ache' pretty." - Scott the Satyr
All this and more when SCREAMQUEENZ shows you that life really does begin at 50! (However, good taste and maturity mercifully still haven’t made an appearance.)
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- LYSISTRATA JONES says NO! to being a ho!
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- Eff you, Spielberg. THIS is a WAR HORSE!
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- Welcome to The Club, my sister!
If your in the Carmel, CA area, check out SCOTT the SATYR live on stage in HAIRSPRAY THE MUSICAL at Pacific Repertory Theater from January 26 through February 19! Get your tickets HERE!
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Episode 44: HALLOWEEN HAUNT-A-LICIOUSNESS
Oct 31, 2011
by Patrick
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- Special Guest: JENNIFER ELLIOTT
Episode 44:
A Happy Halloween to all you Screamerz! And to celebrate this momentous holiday, we’re taking a look at two of the most notorious New York City haunted house attractions! First, Mister Brad and special guest JENNIFER ELLIOTT join me for a visit to NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES. Even The Brothers Grimm weren’t this freaky! And what’s going on with THE EXPERIMENT being conducted upstairs from the house?? And the, I sit down with SCOTT THE SATYR from the SATYRSPHERE Podcast, and I shock him with the kinky thrills looming in the depths of the BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE, and then talk about some of his favorite haunts.
So, gather up your candy, check your buttplugs for razor blades and enjoy the Haunted House Hysteria!
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- Special Guest: SCOTT the SATYR
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