It’s that most wonderful time of the year!
Well, except if you’re a horny co-ed who stupidly chose to spend spring break at the lakehouse in the woods instead of going boob-shakin’ in Boca Raton, that is.
That’s right! Another Friday the 13th is upon us, which means it’s time for the next installment of my FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAAAARRRR! This, time we’re I’m tackling the fourth entry, FRIDAY THE 13th: THE FINAL CHAPTER. So, come on, Sara. Strip and dip! Give Teddybear a kiss, and find that goddamned corkscrew, because Jason is in da house!
And then, The Crapshoot returns to take on a pair of creepy identical twins with evil powers in the AfterDark HorrorFest release SECONDS APART. Did this bad boys double my pleasure like Doublemint gum, or did they leave me with a bad taste in my mouth? (Get your mind out of the gutter, pig!)
All this and some real side excursions into Krazytown, USA await you, so start streaming already. Gaaad!