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Theater Review: FATTY FATTY NO FRIENDS

  Fatty Fatty No Friends is the story of a kid. The skinny kids hated him, no matter what he did. They taunted him until he took revenge without amends. It was a tasty lesson for Fatty Fatty No Friends FATTY FATTY NO FRIENDS is a diabolically delicious musical morality …

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CONTRACTED: PHASE II

Picking up immediately after the events of the first film, CONTRACTED: PHASE TWO unwisely forgoes the slow burn suspense and unease of the original in lieu of over-the-top grossout gags and an unnecessarily overcomplicated plot.

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TIME LAPSE (2014)

In a missing professor’s apartment, three roommates discover a mysterious device: a most unusual camera aimed at their living room window that produces a Poloroid showing a moment exactly 24-hours into the future. Wickedly fun and full of double crosses, back stabbings and deviance. A very high recommend!

AMNESIAC (2015)

AMNESIAC, a new thriller starring WES BENTLEY and KATE BOSWORTH, has a lot of great ideas and a groovy retro mood, but ultimately flounders under the weight of glacial pacing and not enough surprises.

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JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE (2014)

When you go into a movie with expectations this low and are still  disappointed, it speaks volumes. Sadly, JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE (filmed mostly in Florida!) does not have the cast of the notorious TV show meeting their gory demises.  Instead, we get unfortunates souls trying to act like them…pale imitations of what were …

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ALLELUIA (2015)

ALLELUIA is not always an easy or a pleasant watch. The movie is frequently infuriating and confounding and extremely ugly.

But then again….isn’t Love of those things as well?