It's where horror gets BENT…
Podcast
Episode 48: THE SHRINE and D4
Dec 23, 2011
by Patrick
-
- Oh, Aaron! Lose the chicks. I've got a shrine to show you!
This week, SCREAMQUEENZ celebrates the holidays the traditional way…with human sacrifice, crazed genetic mutations and potty mouth!
The Crapshoot returns to take a peek at what’s inside THE SHRINE. Will I live long enough to regret it tasting forbidden fruit, or will I just regret watching the damn movie?
And then, our main feature is another flick from HORRORHOUND WEEKEND called D4, which tells the beloved Yuletide tale of gruff mercenaries getting eviscerated by a musclebound monster in a forbidden forest. Just imagine The Grinch not saving Christmas, but clobbering Cindy Lou Who to a syrupy pulp with that tree he lugged down the chimney (which is the ending we all wanted anyway, right?)
So, jingle your balls, egg your nog, and stroke your Yulelog…It’s Christmas at ScreamQueenz HeadQuarters!
Get your copy of D4 for just $10 at www.GHOSTWATER.com!
-
- CHRISTOPHER NOFFKE as Cupid, one seriously gay reindeer.
-
- TREVOR MATTHEWS - Blond. Goateed. Shirtless. Sizzle!
-
- TYLER HOLDEN as Comet....That reindeer will cut a bitch.
Play Now:
Episode 47: HORRORHOUND WEEKEND Cincinnati
Dec 8, 2011
by Patrick
-
- Me & Robert R Best
-
- Me & Brian the "Big Gay Horror Fan"
Episode 47:
It’s time, Screamerz, for me to try to tackle at least some of the excitement and debauchery that beset the quiet suburb of Sharonville the weekend of November 17.
And what fun would it be to do it alone! I’ll be joined by two very special guests: both world famous author ROBERT R. BEST and BRIAN from BIG GAY HORROR FAN will be joining me to try to piece together the gaping booze-induced holes in my memory.
And my underwear.
We’ll be dishing the dish on the backwoods slasher DOWN THE ROAD. lighting the fuse on the explosive Argentinian flick COLD SWEAT, and putting on our big boy pants to tackle all the potty humor unleashed in CHILLERAMA!
Make yourself extra comfy, because this is one long mofo of a show.
-
- "Wadzilla" - CHILLERAMA
-
- Some hot werebear meat! - CHILLERAMA
Play Now:
Episode 46: SORRY, WRONG NUMBER
Nov 24, 2011
by Patrick
Episode 46:
Happy Thanksgiving, Screamers!
In addition to this being the nationwide celebration of genocide, smallpox and syphillis, it’s also anniversary time for Brad and I.
So, while we enjoy our stuffing….(pause, pause)… enjoy this trip back to the golden age of radio as gay icon AGNES MOOREHEAD gets something worse than an unwarranted booty call in SORRY, WRONG NUMBER!
We’ll be back with Horrorhound Weekend coverage next week, so have a safe holiday everyone, and just for me, scare the crap out of someone at the dinner table.
Tell ‘em I told ya to!
Play Now:
Episode 45: STEAMPUNK HAUNTED HOUSE and LISTENER HAUNTS
Nov 9, 2011
by Patrick
Episode 45:
This week, we finally get to take a look inside the bizarre goings-on at the STEAMPUNK HAUNTED HOUSE and their twisted spin on “Through the Looking Glass”. Find out who did what to get us barred from Bulgarian nightclubs for life! And finally, clutch your pearls with fear when listeners call in with some of their favorite stories about local haunts.
And you thought Halloween was over! My Grandmama woulda slapped you square in the face, you so stupid.
www.SteampunkHauntedHouse.com
www.AllHallowsRevenge.com
www.TheBatesMotel.com
www.NightOfTerror.com
Horseman’s Hollow
The 13th Gate – Baton Rouge, LA
-
- NOT from the Steampunk Haunted House!
-
- Neither is this.
Play Now:
Episode 44: HALLOWEEN HAUNT-A-LICIOUSNESS
Oct 31, 2011
by Patrick
-
- Special Guest: JENNIFER ELLIOTT
Episode 44:
A Happy Halloween to all you Screamerz! And to celebrate this momentous holiday, we’re taking a look at two of the most notorious New York City haunted house attractions! First, Mister Brad and special guest JENNIFER ELLIOTT join me for a visit to NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES. Even The Brothers Grimm weren’t this freaky! And what’s going on with THE EXPERIMENT being conducted upstairs from the house?? And the, I sit down with SCOTT THE SATYR from the SATYRSPHERE Podcast, and I shock him with the kinky thrills looming in the depths of the BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE, and then talk about some of his favorite haunts.
So, gather up your candy, check your buttplugs for razor blades and enjoy the Haunted House Hysteria!
-
- Special Guest: SCOTT the SATYR
Play Now:
DRAMAQUEENZ: Episode 1 – Special Guest Star ALENA ACKER
Oct 26, 2011
by Patrick
In this very special inaugural (ie. test) episode of “DRAMAQUEENZ: The Podcast Where THEATER Gets Bent!“, I am joined by the very lovely and talented ALENA ACKER! Alena plays my wife Bridget Burke in LiveInTheater‘s production of THE RYAN CASE 1873. Plus, she stars in and helped create the award-winning comedy web series MOTHER EVE’S SECRET GARDEN!
I am honored and truly delighted that she stopped by ScreamQueenz Headquarters (SQHQ) to discuss Punchdrunk Theater company’s SLEEP NO MORE.
Now, I know you loyal Screamerz have already heard Mister Brad and I dish the dirt on SLEEP NO MORE, but Alena brings a certain grace and poise (and sobriety) to the conversation that may have been lacking when we squawked through it several months ago.
Also, I was lucky enough to have Elena to allow me to share with you some of the hilarious music from the show she did at the Midtown International Theater Festival this past summer, MOTHER EVE’S SECRET GARDEN OF SENSUAL SISTERHOOD. Even though the show’s closed, the company just recorded a cast album, and I think you’ll get a huge kick out it.
“But, Patrick”, you say. “Why are you covered a show that’s not running anymore?
Very simple.
A) It’s still a successful and hilarious web series that you should be checking out.
B) Cuz my pussy told me so. My pussy told me so.
For more information about SLEEP NO MORE, visit www.SleepNoMoreNYC
Check out more of ALENA and MOTHER EVE at www.MotherEves.com
Play Now:
Episode 43: RED STATE, UNDOCUMENTED and KILL KATIE MALONE
Oct 20, 2011
by Patrick
Episode 43:
This week, we take a look at the horrors of the “real Amerkka” with Kevin Smith’s evangelical nightmare RED STATE and Chris Peckover’s twisted tale of patriotism run amok, UNDOCUMENTED. And grab your safety goggles & splatter guards cuz The Crapshoot is back, finding out whether it’s worth it to KILL KATIE MALONE. And if this show wasn’t already overflowing with content, I give a quickie rave over Pedro Almodovor’s erotic slice of weirdness, THE SKIN I LIVE IN.
Plus I have a run in with Santa’s lesser known Stinky Gay Panty Crack Elf….Don’t ask. It’s better you don’t know.
Play Now:
Episode 42: DREAM HOUSE, DREAM HOME and FRATERNITY MASSACRE
Oct 5, 2011
by Patrick
Episode 42:
Let’s face it. The real estate market is a bitch, so we’re going to be take a look at 2 movies that illustrate how nasty this business can be. First off, Mister Brad and I check into the DREAM HOUSE…and dream is the operative word, because good luck staying awake. And then, The Crapshoot sets its sites on FRATERNITY MASSACRE AT HELL ISLAND, or “Gay College Boys Vs. Killer Clown”. And finally, I talk about the sheer audacity of the Hong Kong release DREAM HOME and learn some really exciting new uses for SpaceBags!
Play Now:
Episode 41: BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA
Sep 21, 2011
by Patrick
Episode 41:
Ciao bello, Screamerz! This week, all roads do lead to Rome as we take a look at the 1971 giallo classic BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA! I’m joined by Chris and Shawn from the 42nd Street Drive In…actually, I’m joining them, because due to the recent family tragedy at this end, I’m rebroadcasting an excerpt of their show from earlier this year. But it’s a good one, and I think you’ll get a kick out of it.
However, I still dish out some brand new CHATTER, address the PORTAL TO HELL in my ceiling and point the finger at a CHICKEN STEALING BITCH. Plus, there’s a fresh crop of voicemails from you…what’s not to love!
SHUT UP! Don’t answer that!!!…Cheeky bitch.
Play Now:
Episode 40: SHARK NIGHT 3D and HURRICANE QUICKIES
Sep 6, 2011
by Patrick
-
- Really? REALLY?!?!
Episode 40:
It’s Episode 40, and what better way to celebrate the end of summer than to watch a bunch of stupid-ass college kids get their ass tore up by manhungry sea predators!! Well, that’s just what I did when I checked out SHARK NIGHT 3D, and I can’t wait to share my thoughts about it with you, old chum!
(Get it? Chum!…I’m hilarious!)
And then, hold on to your hats, because there’s a Category 5 CrapStorm heading your way, when Hurricane Irene leaves me homebound with nothing to do but watch scary movies. I’ve got seven…count ‘em, SEVEN!! lightning-fast QUICKIE REVIEWS.
So, get your ass down in the bunker, Miss Thing, because this show is gonna blow your weave right off!
-
- Say no to crack!
Play Now:
